Ugbolt is in the woods. There trees about. He wiv Usain Bolt cos they sekretly been workin on a new martial art. It sunny. Birds go tweet tweet tweet and
fings.
Ugbolt do a reverse kick fing and Usain writes it down on a bit of paper.
"Ok, we finished!" he say wiv big grin, "We have now inventid a brand new martial art fightin technique!!!"
Ugbolt is relived cos he was gettin tired, "We should call the martial art, Ugbolt Fightin"
Usain don't look happy. "I think Usain Fightin is better."
The Gammorean (that Ugbolt) thinks about this. "As we both inventid it, it should be mixture of both names."
Bird fly ovver. It do big poo.
Ugbolt continues, "We take first bit of my name, UG"
"Yeah Yeah Yeah," says Usain gettin excitid jumpin up and down, "And we then take my surname!"
"Yeah," say Ugbolt, "Now it called Ugbolt Fightin!
"Supercool!" say Usain.
Suddenlee Bruce Lee turn up wiv 17 Ninjas. Usain Bolt run off, but slip in bird poo, he do tripple somersult and land unconcious in tree. Bruce Lee and the Ninjas write this down on bit of paper. It look like they inventin new martial art as well and have been sekretly copyin as they short of good moves.
Ugbolt do a reverse kick fing and Usain writes it down on a bit of paper.
"Ok, we finished!" he say wiv big grin, "We have now inventid a brand new martial art fightin technique!!!"
Ugbolt is relived cos he was gettin tired, "We should call the martial art, Ugbolt Fightin"
Usain don't look happy. "I think Usain Fightin is better."
The Gammorean (that Ugbolt) thinks about this. "As we both inventid it, it should be mixture of both names."
Bird fly ovver. It do big poo.
Ugbolt continues, "We take first bit of my name, UG"
"Yeah Yeah Yeah," says Usain gettin excitid jumpin up and down, "And we then take my surname!"
"Yeah," say Ugbolt, "Now it called Ugbolt Fightin!
"Supercool!" say Usain.
Suddenlee Bruce Lee turn up wiv 17 Ninjas. Usain Bolt run off, but slip in bird poo, he do tripple somersult and land unconcious in tree. Bruce Lee and the Ninjas write this down on bit of paper. It look like they inventin new martial art as well and have been sekretly copyin as they short of good moves.
