Forget to hide trophy wookiee scalps before flying to kashyyk. Return to "Go" with arms ripped from there sockets. Roll again (if physically possible).
Sith come to steal your baby! Roll 2 dice: if the resulting number is even, call all of your homies to your aid. If the resulting number is odd...pray.
Lose next turn getting, literally, replacement balls of steel.
Lose turn after that showing them off on Gorda's pink star destroyer.
Ultima Vaan (12:23:55 PM): well if you're
certain that you don't have our files then I'd be happy to do the Big Mouths Small... uhm... I can't remember and im not going to make any
perverted guesses >_>
SolarianRaine (12:25:38 PM): Well
SolarianRaine (12:25:42 PM):
BDSM really isn't my thing
SolarianRaine (12:25:46 PM): Well
SolarianRaine (12:25:47 PM):
D maybe
Ultima Vaan (12:25:57 PM): so
you're saying you like D? SolarianRaine (12:26:08 PM): To a
point
You try to pull a Star Destroyer out of the sky. Now roll the dice.
If the number is even, have to pay for the damage to the Star Destroyer, as well as whatever it landed on.
If the number is odd, the Star Destroyer pancakes you. And you still have to pay for the damage.
Your friend commits suicide and leaves you everything he ever had, Your rich! but roll a dice even number keep it roll a odd number get shot in the face
Cheers, Aegob
my website: Star Wars: Turmoil
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